What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:46
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
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Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
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Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.